{"id":3400,"date":"2013-03-08T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bestbassgear.com\/ebass\/?p=3400"},"modified":"2013-08-06T17:15:43","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T22:15:43","slug":"top-5-things-bass-players-hoard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bestbassgear.com\/ebass\/funny\/top-5-things-bass-players-hoard.html","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Things Bass Players Hoard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re a bass player long enough, you start to hoard things. It never starts out as a hoard, of course, but eventually turns into one.<\/p>\n<p>Certain things are worth keeping while others should be just chucked in the trash. If you&#8217;re hoarding any of the items below, chuck &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<h3>1. Picks you never use<\/h3>\n<p>Over the years you&#8217;ve probably bought a bunch of picks. Little ones, big ones, smooth picks, rough picks, &#8220;flappy&#8221; picks, etc. Most of these are non-collectible and are in a big bag of other picks. You used them once, never used them again, yet still hang on to them all.<\/p>\n<p>Get rid of them. Or make a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?tbm=isch&amp;q=bead+curtain\" target=\"_blank\">bead curtain<\/a> from all those picks. Your choice.<\/p>\n<h3>2. That &#8220;emergency string&#8221; you don&#8217;t even like<\/h3>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got that one &#8220;emergency string&#8221; just in case one on your primary instrument busts. Except it doesn&#8217;t match what&#8217;s on your bass at all, and you would hate to use it if you had to. Throw it out. If you&#8217;re going to have spare strings, have the kind you actually would want to use.<\/p>\n<h3>3. Bad cables<\/h3>\n<p>For some reason, bass players (as well as guitar players) don&#8217;t like to throw cables out. You probably have a pile of them, all of which are either in semi-working or completely non-functional state that do nothing but take up space.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just the tip of the cable, and I&#8217;ll eventually replace it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You said that a year ago and it&#8217;s still not done. Toss it out.<\/p>\n<h3>4. Crappy amplifier head(s) that wouldn&#8217;t be that good even if they did work<\/h3>\n<p>It&#8217;s one thing to fix and repair a <em>good<\/em> amplifier head, but it&#8217;s totally another to hang on to one that even if functional would sound like an amplified kazoo.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I know, you were going to fix the thing and sell it on eBay or Craigslist. But you haven&#8217;t done that, nor will you ever do it because it&#8217;s just not worth your time.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cannibalize&#8221; the head for parts, toss the rest, and do it with a clear conscience.<\/p>\n<h3>5. Bass parts potpourri<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;One can never have too many parts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>False. You totally can. <\/p>\n<p>Example: Buying a Squier bass guitar to mod and keeping the original pickups that came with it after you&#8217;ve installed new ones in there. There is <em>no reason<\/em> to keep those old pickups. You&#8217;re not going to use them and they have zero collector&#8217;s value. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ebay.com\/sch\/items\/?_nkw=squier+precision+bass+pickup\" target=\"_blank\">Sell them<\/a>. And if they don&#8217;t sell, toss &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>Other examples are keeping a &#8220;bass parts potpourri&#8221; which can include a stock of crappy potentiometers, crappy wiring, crappy tuning machines and so on that <em>you will never use<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Some of you have several drawers full (if not <em>crates<\/em> full) of crappy parts that simply will not be used. Ever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>General rule of thumb when it comes to bass parts:<\/strong> If it&#8217;s sub-par crappy stuff and it&#8217;s been sitting for more than a year, sell it or toss it. For project builds, you would have started to use it within a year&#8217;s time, but if you didn&#8217;t, let go of it. <\/p>\n<p>And again, I want to reiterate that I&#8217;m talking about the <em>crappy<\/em> stuff. For the good stuff (like tubes for amp heads), sure, you hang on to those. But for bargain-bin &#8220;just in case&#8221; crappy stuff, if it&#8217;s not used in a year, toss that nonsense in the trash.<\/p>\n<h3>Do you have a hoard of bass parts?<\/h3>\n<p>Confess your sin(s) by posting a comment or two below. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re a bass player long enough, you start to hoard things. It never starts out as a hoard, of course, but eventually turns into one. Certain things are worth keeping while others should be just chucked in the trash. If you&#8217;re hoarding any of the items below, chuck &#8217;em. 1. 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